a bird flew into my house while i was sleeping
my mom always taught me to be nice with guests so i fed him but he wouldn’t eat
then it turns out that he demanded to be fed in the mouth (or beak?)
rude asshole look at him smiling because he made me his bitch
She’s really working it on the treadmill…
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Best charity idea ever. One dollar per duct tape piece. (He’s the Principal)
we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’
this is me when i try to eat pizzarolls right out of the microwave
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He punched it in the butt!
He punched the butt
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I’ve been casually trying to find this video on tumblr dot com since October when I was hungover and watched it for about 5 minutes without stopping
suffice it to say it is one of the greatest of all existing videos
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My mom makes me laugh <3
- Me: *Knocks on front door of house*
- Mom: Who is it?
- Me: Who do u think it is? -.-
- Mom: Whooooooooooooooo
- Me: Daesung's wife
- Me: *in Asian accent* Oh there no Daesung, he no live here, this is Taeyang's house
